Why My Cat Is So Special
1 - We are cute and snuggly, and cuddly, and we purr.
2 - We come and go as we please.
3 - We can be left alone for periods of time.
4 - We love to play.
5 - We never bark at night or ever.
6 - We don't need to be potty-trained.
7 - We are wise beyond our years.
8 - We have character - big time.
9 - We sometimes have kittens.
10 - We are smart enough to get people to run websites like this.